*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin
idk man it was inside a vagina more recently than you were
I have 4 personalities:
1. When I’m alone
2. When I’m around friends
3. When I’m around my parents
4. When I’m around someone I like
keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit
this happy goat is making me feel so happy about everything
greatest headline of this century
I want you to hold my hand while we grocery shop. I want you to play with my hair while we watch our favorite tv shows. I want you to kiss me in the middle of my sentence because you wanted to taste my words. I want you to rub my back as we fall asleep. I want you to play my favorite song when I look sad. I want you to do these things without having to think about them. Do them because you love me.
step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moan
The last one
Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.
YES GIRL GET IT